The box

Sammy: Yo ma, Where's the box?

Mother: It's on the sofa
by Upstairsdragon February 07, 2014
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5 Minute Friend

When you sit near somebody in a waiting room and talk to you until you or their name is called for their appointment
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I'm on fire

a phrase that can be used in two ways

1). If you're on a winning roll in a game

2). You're literally on fire
1). Got on a winning streak on poker i'm on fire tonight lad

2). HELP! somebody help. I'M ON FIRE!!!
by Upstairsdragon February 13, 2014
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Part Time Relatives

The type of relatives that only show up for Christmas and birthdays
Was my birthday yesterday and had my Aunt and Uncle over to celebrate and now I won't see them for another year. Stupid Part Time Relatives
by Upstairsdragon July 11, 2016
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front door dance

When you really need to pee when opening the front door
I really needed to pee coming home now I'm doing the front door dance
by Upstairsdragon December 29, 2013
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shucking fitballs

Its a nicer way of saying fucking shitballs
Danny just won £10,000,000 in the lottery last night

Shucking fitballs
by Upstairsdragon October 03, 2014
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ball greedy

A term in football when a player of a team likes to keep the ball all to them self and not pass it
Dennis: Come on Bradley pass to me I'm open
Bradley: No I can do it all alone

Dennis: Oh you ball greedy cunt
by Upstairsdragon February 12, 2014
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