• The act of faking an illness to avoid being taken to jail.
• The inflammation of feeling related to not wanting to be arrested.
• The use of a lie to try to keep from being incarcerated.
• The inflammation of feeling related to not wanting to be arrested.
• The use of a lie to try to keep from being incarcerated.
That patient in room 4 isn't really sick, he just has incarceritis.
Did you see the EKG of that incarceritis chest pain patient? It's practically text-book perfect!
Did you see the EKG of that incarceritis chest pain patient? It's practically text-book perfect!
by Night.ER.Ninja July 27, 2014
A lawyer that specializes in retaining clients based on their injuries sustained from a car wreck; even if there were not any real injuries.
That damn attorney is nothing but an ambulance chaser. He has his client wearing a soft cervical collar even though they don't have a neck injury.
by Night.ER.Ninja July 28, 2014
Abbreviation: FOS = Full of Shit
• It can mean that someone is lying, therefore full of shit.
• It can also mean the literal aspect, the state of being FOS.
(constipated) or (bowel obstruction)
• It can mean that someone is lying, therefore full of shit.
• It can also mean the literal aspect, the state of being FOS.
(constipated) or (bowel obstruction)
That patient is totally FOS, just trying to get some drugs.
The patient in room 22 is literally FOS; constipated as hell.
They tried to tell me a BS story about losing their prescription, but I can tell they are FOS.
The patient in room 22 is literally FOS; constipated as hell.
They tried to tell me a BS story about losing their prescription, but I can tell they are FOS.
by Night.ER.Ninja July 27, 2014
1) A cabulance is the act of using an ambulance as a taxi cab.
2) When a person uses an ambulance for a non-emergent reason.
3) The use of an ambulance for the sole purpose of getting a ride into town.
2) When a person uses an ambulance for a non-emergent reason.
3) The use of an ambulance for the sole purpose of getting a ride into town.
Medic: I can't believe how many bullshit runs we have had today! We are running as a cabulance today!
by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014
Zoe is a beautiful, intelligent, person. She is the center of attention everywhere she goes and can capture your heart without even trying to do so. Zoe is perfection.
Zoe is so smart, I can't believe her amazing intelligence and beauty. She is destined for great things.
by Night.ER.Ninja July 28, 2014
1) A person who always asks a lot of questions and your advice, yet never takes your advice.
2) A person who is generally annoying due to amount of questions they ask.
2) A person who is generally annoying due to amount of questions they ask.
Oh my god, he is such an askhole, he always asks for advice and does whatever he was going to do anyway.
by Night.ER.Ninja August 18, 2014
Drunkicidal refers to a person intoxicated on alcohol that has become suicidal or is having suicidal Ideations.
Doctor: " That patient in room 8 is hammered. Came in because he wanted to kill himself; I think he is really just drunkicidal.
by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014