A shitty educational or promotional website.

1. A giant sno-cone floating in space.
2. That damn dog I wanna kill.

Most likely gave me a tapeworm.

A religon that attention-seeking highschoolers worship as an effort to mask the fact that they are worthless nobodys that will never have a life.

The only thing that's fun to do anymore.

That big rock in the shy that was the target of the so-called "Moon Landing"

That creepy guy at the mall who pops a boner in your lap when you sit down for a picture you'll just throw away in 4 months.