n. An enormously large, or overused, vagina. Origin: in the British TV series "Dr. Who," the TARDIS was a time machine that was deceptively larger on the inside than the outside.

n. bullets

n. Blow-up doll. Orig.: Dutch people use body-length bolsters to sleep with...or so they claim.

adj. Having to do with poon or poontang.

n. syn. for vagina

n. A dorky person; someone as welcome to have as monkey jizz

n. Acronym for "Southern Maryland InBred". Refers primarily to the residents of St. Mary's Co Maryland, who are obsessed with lite beer, pro wrestling, and NASCAR.