A gay stage musical starring arty dwarf Briggsy as a flying homosexual nanny. Most notable for the pornographic scene in which Briggsy penetrates the camp cockney chimney-sweep with his umbrella.

An art talent contest devised by world-famous arty dwarf, Briggsy. Pretentious arty types compete to win the much-coveted prize of a Briggsy Art Apprenticeship. Every week the artist found to be least impressive is eliminated. As the field dwindles down the creations of the wannabes become ever more ludicrous as they battle to outconceptualize each other in their desperate quest to be Briggsy's protege.

An X-rated western film starring dwarf artist Briggsy as a gay cowboy who rides across the plains wearing only pink chaps and stetson. He is on a constant quest for cowboy ass. He lassos unfortunate lone horsemen and fistfucks them to oblivion, shouting "yee-hah" all the while.

Tatty and hideously stained leather boots worn by pretentious modern artists. The arty wearer hopes that the filthy footwear will give the impression that art is hard work. This is actually pointless as everyone knows that its just one step removed from flower arranging.

A type of ouija board used to communicate with grotesque dwarfs and gremlins.

A magazine written by homeless artists. Started up by Briggsy this magazine has never sold a single copy because it is such pretentious bollocks.

Theme park in Windsor celebrating the work of superstar gay artist Briggsy. The centrepiece is the Spunktank. This is a replica of Briggsy's most famous work of art, a drained swimming pool filled with Briggsy's jizz.