velcro head

a black person with fuzzy hair on their skull
Ephraim sure is an ugly velcro head
by Edna Sweetlove November 05, 2006
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Pelmet

1. The roll of fat hanging over a person's over-tight trousers or jeans;

2. The roll of fat on the lower belly hanging over the pubic region.
1. She was a size 14 squeezed into a size 10 so she had a pelmet all round like a Michelin tyre.

2. You couldn't see his dick for his pelmet.
by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010
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Bathroom

What Americans call a toilet, even if it has no bath in it.
John went and shat in the bathroom as he could not find a toilet in America.
by Edna Sweetlove October 01, 2006
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Freckle Fan

A person who is keen on sodomy, gay or otherwise. Some who enjoys "freckle fun".
by Edna Sweetlove August 03, 2010
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Dame Judi

This is rhyming slang.
Dame Judi Dench = stench.
It naturally is no reflection on the actress or her thespian abilities. The joy of the phrase is the total irrelevance of the subject to the meaning.

It is quoted several times in Irvine Welsh's novels; some readers have misunderstood what it means when used in phrases liked "He left a Dame Judi Dench in the toilet" - the text would refer to the odour, not the stool.
1. Who made that awful Dame Judi?
2. The toilet was filled with a terrible Judi Dench.
by Edna Sweetlove August 03, 2010
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Gaza

1. I gave him a fat Gaza.

2. He gave me Gaza so I thumped him one.
by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010
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Litvak

a Lithuanian person; also can be used adjectivally
by Edna Sweetlove November 05, 2006
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