bloopers

Nothing special enough to make an entertaining TV Show out of, trust me.
Bring on the third series of Carnivale!
"'And now... the Worlds Greatest Bloopers!!-'"
"Oh, switch this crap off!"
by Alex Quantashassle June 21, 2005
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i see your point!

A contradictory statement, usually used in a jokingly manner when you've got no idea what the hell the person you're talking to's going on about.
"Well, like I was saying, all that public masturbation led to the salmon bar with polar bears and all kinds of crazy shite!"

"I see your point!"
by Alex Quantashassle August 19, 2005
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arse over kettle

Phrs. Fall over. Also 'arse over tea kettle'.
"I was just strolling along the lino when, alluvasudden, I tripped over one of the ankle-biters' toys and fell arse over kettle!"
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Phrs. A jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo. Other variations include "as the mistress said to the gardener".
"as the actress said to the bishop"
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avvy

Noun. Afternoon. See 'this avvy'.
"See you this avvy, Dave."
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ensures

Things that you have acquired to stop certain things from happening. E.g. insurance prevents bankruptcy. Used by Western Australian yuppies.
"Right, so we're going skydiving. Got all the ensures you need?"
by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005
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away with the mixer

Phrs. Not quite in touch with reality, in a dreamy state. (Merseyside British use)
"Have you seen Debbie lately? God, she's really away with the mixer, i'n't she!"
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